Alice

has not left yet.  A person who sounds awful claimed him…I’ve gone outside four times today and each time he runs up to me and eats the food we’ve got for him on the porch and climbs into my arms and I never want him to leave. 

slouky:

My frans experiencing Glee glee.

Just a regular Tuesday night.

slouky:

My frans experiencing Glee glee.

Just a regular Tuesday night.

(Source: all-yall-turkeys)

I figured out why it smelled like cat poop in the basement

begoodatit:

It’s cos there was cat poop in the basement.

(Source: devouredwithoutguilt)

begoodatit:

offonarocketship:

begoodatit:

I’m on Tumblr right now and I’m pooping.

No shame.

I AM IN THE LIVING ROOM.

I WILL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET OUT.

MAYBE YOU WILL, MAYBE YOU WON’T.

Jealous?

(Source: devouredwithoutguilt, via devouredwithoutguilt)

iamonlyamaid:

I don’t understand…but I like it.

iamonlyamaid:

I don’t understand…but I like it.

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Just a Wednesday night at The Brothel.

Just a Wednesday night at The Brothel.

iamonlyamaid:

How I measure Brothel parties: how much juice there is.


Yeah you do.

iamonlyamaid:

How I measure Brothel parties: how much juice there is.

Yeah you do.

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